Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Church Of England Puts Faith In Al Gore

Church Commissioners for the Church of England have confidently placed their investment faith in the all knowing, almighty, AlGore. His excellency the Goracle's, Generation Investment Management firm is the recipient of the church's largesse to the tune of £150 million. The Commissioners view the outlay of cash and Treasury Bills as an investment in what First Church Estates Commissioner, Andreas Whittam Smith describes as an environmentally sustainable global equities mandate. Mr. Gore's boutique management firm invests in companies that follow a socially responsible business model.

I wonder how many carbon credits the £150 million will buy them? This outlay of cash and Treasuries should make their horseships feel good about their sinful and wayward conspicous consumption. Why, it's the modern day equivilent of buying Indulgences!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
In a related development across the pond, Environmental Minister and U.K. Member of Parliment Sammy Wilson says that anthroprogenic global warming is a hoax. The M.P. from East Antrim says the billions spent trying to fight a phantom menace like global warming could be better used fighting real problems like poverty and famine.
I think in 20 years’ time we will look back at this whole climate change debate and ask ourselves how on earth were we ever conned into spending the billions of pounds which are going into this without any kind of rigorous examination of the background, the science, the implications of it all. Because there is now a degree of hysteria about it, fairly unformed hysteria I’ve got to say as well.
I mean I get it in the Assembly all the time and most of the people who shout about climate change have not read one article about climate change, not read one book about climate change, if you asked them to explain how they believe there’s a connection between CO2 emission and the effects which they claim there’s going to be, if you ask them to explain the thought process or the modelling that is required and the assumptions behind that and how tenuous all the connections are, they wouldn’t have a clue.
Buy this man a Guinness! Two rounds I say! I'm glad to see our cousins in the British Isles wise up to the Global Warming Hoax. If the Goracle and his familiars really want to do something constructive to stop the spread of harmful cO2 emissions, they can start by shuting their pie holes.

With more green investments Mr. Gore may be able to get another houseboat like this one which he named "Bio-Solar One". The boat located at Center Hill Lake is equipped with solar panels and can use ethanol fuel. Too bad the Marina doesn't sell ethanol fuel and Mr. Gore has no idea where he can buy it at the lake. So much for B.S. One.

1 comment:

Rev. Paul said...

It's just another 'inconvenient truth' that Algore has neglected to notice.